- Calculus and Yoga Course to Replace Calculus and Vectors
- Mackenzie Officially Declared the World's Largest School
- Mackenzie to Implement Mandatory Echolocation Class for New Grade 9 Students
- Mackenzie’s Portables Announce Planned Referendum on Independence from Central Building
- The Flounder Under Investigation for Dishonesty
- Mackenzie Introduces New 'Nap Time' Policy for All Students
- Mackenzie to Host First Annual Inter-School Competitive Napping Championship
- Mackenzie Installs Slides to Replace Staircases for Faster Commutes
- Mackenzie Students to Receive Free Ice Cream on Fridays to Boost Morale
- Mackenzie to Replace All Desks with Bean Bags for Enhanced Comfort
- Rooftop LRT Nearing Completion, Promises Scenic Commute
