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- The Flounder Under Investigation for Dishonesty
- Lyon News Network Under Investigation for Spreading Misinformation
- Two Students Suspended After a Virtual Arm Wrestle Got Out of Hand
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- WHO Declares Senioritis the World’s Most Dangerous Disease
- Flounder Acquires Lyon in Multi-Billion Dollar Hostile Takeover
- Dangerous Clown Wanted for Popping Balloon Animals
- World’s Darkest Material Found to Still Be Brighter Than Most Students’ Futures
- Breaking News: More Breaking News
- Scientists Discover That the Past Is Over
- Autopsies of Murder Victims Find That They All Drank Dihydrogen Monoxide
- Global Health Organization: Air is Lethal After 82 Years on Average
- Canada Names the Flounder as its National Fish and Newspaper
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- Flat-Earthers Rejoice After Discovering Bottom of Shoes are Flat
The Life Cycle of a Forgotten Easter Egg
